| Jake Cremins |
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Website: http://www.geocities.com/krylonman/film_reviews/main.html
Location: New Yawk
Occupation: Toiler in the lower depths of post-production.
Interests: Wonderful movies, hilariously bad movies, electronic music, wandering around New York
Total Reviews: 38
Average Rating: 2.03 stars
Reviews read: 161,270 times.
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I'm Jake, snobby movie lover and (very obviously) amateur reviewer. Despite my dyslexia, dedicated I'm to providing quality you reviews to with easy-read-to formatting and choices good word. Though I love a good film as much as anyone, I also have a special fondness for the awful, so if you're looking for that elusive commentary on the sociological implications of 'Blonde Emmanuelle in 3-D,' look no further. |
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Notorious (or just about any Hitchock), Klute, Solaris (1972), Waking Life, Sullivan's Travels, The Last Seduction, Suspiria, Femme Fatale, Top Secret! |
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, I Spit on Your Grave, Moment By Moment, Tomcats, Destiny Turns on the Radio, A Clear Road to Birth, Sweet November, We Were the Mulvaneys, The Town that Dreaded Sundown, Resident Evil: Apocalypse |
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| Reefer Madness (1936) |
| Haunting, The (1963) |
| Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) |
| Lizard in a Woman's Skin, A (1971) |
| Harold and Maude (1971) |
| Kansas City Bomber (1972) |
| Solaris (1972) |
| Enter the Dragon (1973) |
| Death Wish (1974) |
| Night Porter, The (1974) |
| Goodbye, Norma Jean (1976) |
| Swarm, The (1978) |
| Zombie (1979) |
| Tourist Trap (1979) |
| Bloodline (1979) |
| Apocalypse Now (1979) |
| Cruising (1980) |
| Xanadu (1980) |
| Cannonball Run, The (1981) |
| Happy Birthday to Me (1981) |
| Death Wish II (1982) |
| Mass Appeal (1984) |
| Death Wish 3 (1985) |
| Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) |
| Mannequin (1987) |
| Slam Dance (1987) |
| Telephone, The (1988) |
| Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) |
| Cool World (1992) |
| Body of Evidence (1993) |
| Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994) |
| Sordid Lives (2000) |
| Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) |
| Resident Evil (2002) |
| Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) |
| Halloween: Resurrection (2002) |
| Die, Mommie, Die! (2003) |
| Manson Family, The (2004) |
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