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A Clockwork Orange (1973)

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Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 14:41:54

and since the film is so harrowing and pornographic, we should give it five stars...

you probably didnt even understand the film, you barely touch notice, if at all, on the therapy he goes through, which in the most vital part of the film...

get a clue...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email) on 2004-02-25 14:55:07

Well, it's nice to see that "harry" is still around. Thanks for the spam--it's always good for a laugh!

This is only one of the best films ever made. I wonder what the infamous Harry would give it?




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by marv   on 2004-02-25 16:51:25

hey harry you need to stop spamming all this guy's reviews, i read this and saw what he said and checked out some of his reviews and you're EVERYWHERE, don't you have anything better to do?

i agreed wit this review, this is one of my top 5 favourite movies of all time and im from england so its pretty cool to haev such a famous character from england.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 16:52:25

hey marv stick your head up your ass and see if it fits.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email) on 2004-02-25 16:53:27

So it begins...

Harry is now talking between himself and himself. Soon he will be talking between himself some more and then we're all going to be talking to a bunch of mirror images of one guy who just can't accept that classic movies deserve five stars.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 16:53:56

hehe you don't know who i am your too stupid assbite.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by carl   on 2004-02-25 17:00:29

i bet i know who you are harry...your harrison...harrison is harry right?...harrison you should leave ulmer's reviews alone...just because you don't think movies should get five stars doesn't give you the right to do this...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by marv   on 2004-02-25 17:01:11

hehe i'm not carl or harry no one knows who i am...i'm mysterious...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by carl   on 2004-02-25 17:02:07

no your harry because you are arguing with yourself like ulmer said...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:03:29

hey guys, come on, why would i pose as harry or marv? it's not very funny...let's stop this okay? stop making these stupid messages harry...they're not funny anymore and it's called spamming...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by carl   on 2004-02-25 17:04:58

shut up carl i'm not marv, i'm harrison, and i don't like ulmer's reviews. he gives out five stars too much and takes away all the reviews from me so that i can't write any...he should let them up to other people...i was going to review butch cassidy and the sundance kid and he stole it...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email, web) on 2004-02-25 17:06:12

Whoa, I'm having to refresh this page just about every minute to catch these conversations. I'm starting to get confused.

Who's harry now, carl or marv? And who's Marv? Carl or Harry?

D'oh!

Carl = Harry and Marv

Could that be possible?

I doubt Harrison is doing this.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:09:02

ulmer leave us alone this is between me and carl and marv is just carl trying to be two people...i'm just arguing with carl right now okay?

go back to reviewing your stupid "favorite movies" and leave us alone...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email, web) on 2004-02-25 17:10:24

Fine, I'm off to watch Lost in Translation now, I only have it for one night. I look forward to checking this topic tomorrow to see if there have been any improvements.

Good night spammer! (And I address you as one person since I don't believe for a second I'm talking to more than one person, harry--or carl. Or whatever you want me to call you.)




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:11:04

haha...lost in translation SUCKS my big one...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by marv   on 2004-02-25 17:12:08

i'm getting tired, let's all go to bed and just leave this that carl is the best film critic on movie gurus, okay?




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:12:33

go to bed? it's not bed time yet you idiot.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by marv   on 2004-02-25 17:14:03

it is for me, since i'm not you and i live in wyoming where its bed time. how could i be you if it's bed time for me? see, ulmer is wrong, we're not the same person. everyone reading this should know that carl and harry and marv are different people okay?




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:15:20

i think carl left. obviously he can't be us if he's gone! and how can you be going to bed if we're different people?

yes, the conclusion must be that we are definitely different people...ulmer is as stupid as his reviews...noone should listen to him...i hope he dies while he watches that stupid lost in pooplation movie...blah...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by alison   on 2004-02-25 17:16:20

hi i'm a girl and i can't possibly be either of you three but i wanted to say that this review SUCKS my big one and john ulmer is the worst critic ever, he gives like every single movie five stars, can't anyone see that?




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by Charlie   on 2004-02-25 17:19:29

Did you just call Lost in Translation Lost in Pooplation?

What is going on here?

I agreed with this review, I don't know what everyone elses' problems are. Seriously Carl, Harry, Alison, Marv or whoever is writing all that stuff, it's pretty weird. Anyone with a brain knows you're all the same person, I mean all your comments are written with no CAPS on at all!

I'm never coming to this site again, it's a bunch of weirdos. I only found this doing a search for a Miracle DVD. Your site doesn't even have that.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:20:53

i'm tired of chatting, carl langley is the best movie critic, agreed?




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by alison   on 2004-02-25 17:21:16

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by marv   on 2004-02-25 17:21:30

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by carl   on 2004-02-25 17:21:44

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by peter benchley   on 2004-02-25 17:23:35

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by steven spielberg   on 2004-02-25 17:23:53

agreed




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by hooper...   on 2004-02-25 17:24:22

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by quint   on 2004-02-25 17:24:46

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by mysterious sweaty man   on 2004-02-25 17:25:21

agreed...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by Robert Harding (email, web) on 2004-02-25 17:26:37

I don't know what in the world is going on here, but I found this review well-written and I'd certainly give it five stars if I were a critic. I don't know who in the hell Carl Langley is but maybe he should speak up here, because quite honestly I don't have a clue what's going on.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by harry   on 2004-02-25 17:27:52

hey robert, stick that phd of yours up your ass and see if it fits! carl langley is only the most popular reviewer on the internet. he's reviews films such as hud and other paul newman movies...but he can't review very many because all of the titles are taken and it makes me mad...




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by the postman always rings twice to kill john ulmer   on 2004-02-25 17:34:03

john ulmer is an assbite. pardon my french but he is, and his reviews are sucky, and carl langley's are much better...he should have tons of reviews and ulcer should have none.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by Casper Van Dien   on 2004-02-26 05:48:34

i am from the movie starship troopers hehe look at me i think i'm so cool.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by Stanley Kubrick   on 2004-02-26 05:49:54

hello friends...my name is stanley kubrick...i directed this movie...this review is sucky because it gives this movie five stars and it's my worst movie...my best is eyes wide shut because you get to see nicole's nude bummy...gotta go!

- stanley




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email, web) on 2004-02-26 16:22:34

I hadn't checked up here since earlier today and I tried to avoid posting any more messages, but boy, I was too tempted.

Stanley Kubrick? Steven Spielberg? Peter Benchley? Hooper? Quint?

Lotsa celebrities here!

Too bad Stanley Kubrick is dead, huh?

This is really pathetic.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by carl langley   on 2004-02-26 20:55:59

john you got serious issues dude.

i didnt write one post on this form. you got really serious issues.

i dont even want to converse with you anymore, it is really easy to tell you are 15 years old. i actually thought you were kind of cool, being 15 and having such a keen interest in film, but all i see now is immaturity. when you grow up then you may talk to me.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by carl langley   on 2004-02-26 20:56:36

and besides, do you really get pleasure out of seeing the number 36 beside your review? is that why posted all those comments? that is pathetic.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email, web) on 2004-02-27 05:47:16

Actually I didn't post all of those. I only posted the ones under my name.




Re: Clockwork Orange, A (1973)
Added by John Ulmer (email, web) on 2004-02-27 06:35:33

The only thing I can think of is that you are definitely not "harry," and the person who is "harry" knows I think it's you and therefore he's trying to convince everyone he is you by using your name up above.

Unless, of course, you really are harry, and that's the reason you're accusing me of doing this--because you know you didn't.

Just a thought.




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